We're Not the North Bank We're Not the South Bank We are the West Side Upton Park We meet in the Boyleyn every Saturday Talk about the team that we're gonna do today Steel cap Dr. Martens and iron bars Smash their coaches or do'em in their cars We're Not the North Bank We're Not the South Bank We are the the West Side Upton Park We can sing until we drop We can take the Shed or take the Kop Highbury and Parton run in fear When the West Side Boys appear