Well, I've already had two beers, I'm ready for the broom Please, Missus Henry, won't you take me to my room? I'm a good ol' boy but I've been sniffin' too many eggs Talkin' to many people, drinkin' too many kegs Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please I'm down on my knees and I ain't got a dime Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway, pretty soon I'll be mad Please, Missus Henry, won't you take me to your dad? I can drink like a fish, crawl like a snake Bite like a turkey, slam like a drake Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please I'm down on my knees and I ain't got a dime Now, I'm startin' to drain, my stool's gonna squeak If I walk too much farther my crane's gonna leak Look, Missus Henry, there's only so much I can do Why don't you look my way and pump me a few? Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please I'm down on my knees and I ain't got a dime Down on my knees and I ain't got a dime Down on my knees and I ain't got a dime