Gruesome Gary

歌詞

I remember when we walked as one And all the truths were known And we were scrappers in the school yard fights Talked tough on the telephone But there was always one big guy who feared nothing and no one His name was Gary and he looked so mean He wasn't a lot of fun When he walked by, you got the fuck out of the way Now Gary was the school yard bully Didn't have a lot of friends He had kids do his homework for him Stupid 'til the end On Graduation Day he stood the tallest, and he got his degree He couldn't add two plus two Let loose on society When he walked by, you got the fuck out of the way Gary was, was the top cat in his day Everybody said that he'd get his someday And I swear to this day that I still see his face When I have a bad dream at night, he's the monster to my right Now Gruesome Gary met his match at a young and tender age He got a whipping at the mall one night, and the police took him away The town cheered and the geeks all jeered, but I'll just make a bet Gary will live on in infamy -- he was the meanest guy you ever met!