I'd like to be a jelly fish 'Cause jelly fish don't pay rent They don't walk, they don't talk With some Euro-trash accents They're just simple protoplasm Clear as cellophane They ride the winds of fortune Life without a brain In one ear and out the other Don't you get criss-crossed I recommend you try a little Mental floss It's the small, small problems That keep me so upset And send me seeking shelter Beneath my mosquito net I stay there for hours Protected from the nights All those insects and vipers And other things that bite In one ear and out the other Don't you get criss-crossed I recommend you try a little Mental floss I'd like to be a jelly fish Because jelly fish don't pay rent They don't walk, they don't talk With some Euro-trash accent There just simple protoplasm Clear as cellophane They ride the winds of fortune Life without a brain It's in one ear and out the other Don't you get criss-crossed I recommend you try a little Mental floss It's in one ear and out the other Don't you get criss-crossed I recommend you try a little Mental floss Yeah, don't forget to floss every day Mental