Mason jars on the dresser Filled with quaters and dollars Savin' 'em for our trip around the world But, now you've changed your tune There'll be no honemoon So tonight I'm going there without you, girl I'm going down to Mexico in a glass of Tequilla Going down to Puerto Rico in a bottle of Rum Going out to Honolulu in a Mai Tai mug Then, I'm coming back home to Georgie in a jug. We'll never ride that bus to Mexico City, it's a pity We'll never sail our ship into Ol' San Juan, You'll never walk with me On the beach at Waikiki, and We'll never share that brick suburban home Today I'm taking that money out of the jar Tonight I'll buy my ticket, down at the corner bar I'm going down to Mexico in a glass of Tequilla Going down to Puerto Rico in a bottle of Rum Going out to Honolulu in a Mai Tai mug Then, I'm coming back home to Georgie in a jug Then, I'm coming back home to Georgie in a jug...