woke up this morning... UH OHHH! got yourself a... *starts with cut of beats from Nas, "got yourself a gun"* I GOT MYSELF A GUN UH OHHH! I GOT MYSELF A GUN Brooklyn, stand up! I got myself a gun, but really I don't need the heat Ya heart pump project Kool-Aid, ya sweet I don't gotta 2-Way you gays? This is not beef, this is rap, homie I don't have a scratch on me, Ya feel Jay's soft, ya rip Jay off, Damn, I'm only worth over a hundred million, Look, I got beef with like a hundred children, Niggas with pink suits, tryn to get cute You a li'l outta line, homie Don't let the nine, homie Put you out ya mind, homie Just rhyme, homie Kick ya little lies, I kick my real facts Like you sneakn out the back of the source soundlab We wasn't chasin, naw, we had a tapin', too We came thru to do our 1-2 thang It wasn't a Roc-a-Fella come thru thang If it was on like that, niggas'll come through Queens Wit' Queens niggaz, y'all know how I do Look, I got more shooters than Queen's Bridge and you, Gotta tie you up on the Coliseum roof, 'n open beer bottles off the boys chip tooth Na'Look here: I GOT MYSELF A GUN UH OHHH! I GOT MYSELF A GUN Listen, I'm the J, the AY fuck you nas Ya never so ask an now u escobar Had to buy ya chain back last time u got robbed THE NERVE OF THIS COWARD, he like "OH MY GOD!" I know rap rumors or innuendos But yo I bring it to ya LIVE lift up ya windows! Let the public peek in N' see ya dirty laundry Y'ALL DON'T WANT ME TO CONTINUE, HOV! (laugh) supa uglay dj scratch, laughs all i really know is yo ho wants to be wit me she ain't playn, know what im sayin AINT PLAYN AINT PLAYN AINT PLAYN wit me me and the boy, A.I., got more in common than just ballin and rhymin, get it? MORE IN CARMEN* I came in yo' Bentley backseat Skeeted in the jeep Left condoms on yo' baby's seat Here the niggaz in the club,love is done It's whatever, whenever, however you want AND SINCE U INFATUATED WIT Sayin that GAY SHIT Guess you was kissn my dick when you was kissn that bitch Nasty shit, u thought i was taller than that You callin home a hundred times, i was bonin her neck U got a baby by the broad you can't disown her yet when do your lies end? when does the truth begin? and when does reality set in, or does it not matter GOTTA HURT THAT I'M YO BABY MAMA'S FAVORITE RAPPER! and asd your current girl, she know whats up Holla at ya real nigga *siren* [Dre clip] I don't give a fuck all i really know is that yo ho wants to be wit me she ain't playn, know what im sayin AINT PLAYN AINT PLAYN AINT PLAYN wit me ooooooout * Carmen is Nas' baby's mother