If you had a cadillac you'd worry about the gas If you could tell the future you'd just worry about the past And if you had a lawyer you'd worry about who to sue And if you had a penis you'd worry about who to screw But i guess that's you with all the worries in the world I guess that's you with all the worries in the world If you married a millionnaire you'd worry about his stock And if you worked in radio you'd worry about all the rock And if you had a record out you'd worry will it sell And though you were in heaven you'd still worry about hell But i guess thats you with all the worries in the world I guess thats you with all the worries in the world Try to ease your mind try to calm down and relax If i could solve your problems then i'd send you a fax I really try to help you out but now i've given up You spend your time worrying and you really need to stop But i guess thats you with all the worries in the world I guess thats you with all the worries in the world I guess thats you with all the worries in the world I guess thats you with all the worries in the world