I Don't Understand My Girlfriend

歌詞

I thought it would be dandy If I bought that girl some candy How was I suppose to know she was allergic to chocolate I thought it would be fine If we shared a glass of wine She said, "Oh no, not another alcoholic" I don't understand my girlfriend I haven't got a clue I don't know where she's coming from Or where she's going to But if opposites attract Then I found the perfect woman Jack I don't understand my girlfriend She don't understand me, too Yeah I thought I'd show some class And order pheasant under glass Hey how was I suppose to know she was an avid bird watcher I don't understand my girlfriend I haven't got a clue I don't know where she's coming from Or where she's going to But if opposites attract Then I found the perfect woman Jack I don't understand my girlfriend She don't understand me too No she don't understand me too No she don't understand me too