Squeeze Me Macaroni

歌詞

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her upper during supper Clutter up her butter gutter Said a hostess Ding Dong wrapped an egg roll around my wong While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches And I'll tell you, Baby Ruth, it looks mighty delicious Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come I'm gonna get you all sticky with the Bubble Yum, yeah Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby I was givin' some head to some French bread Was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed French kissin' French fries in my Froot of the Looms I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass Stick my weenie in two buns and then give it the gas Sour cream from a spleen into Levi jeans I'm gonna bust the seams with the refried beans Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose Gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze, From the skeez disease, wooi. Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back Bananarama or ramabanana Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana. Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born Cookin' like a beginner but I'm goin' up in her I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner Chef Boyardee and the Three Musketeers Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers "Holy moly, Guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy Gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough...BOY We came to pottie We came to pottie down your throat