The Baddest Man Alive

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I could take the pitchfork from the devil Keep a super suit like I'm incredible From the deep, blue sea to the dark blue sky I'm the baddest man alive I'd grab a crocodile by his tail Handcuff the judge, and put the cops in jail Make the meanest woman break down and cry I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive I take no measure, I take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive I'm bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good Say my name three times, and you knock on wood, Candy man hoops, I tell rise your hood Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger Take a gasoline bath and I walk through fire Bear hugger grizzly, suck milk from a titty Take the soldier hat from its head and use it for a Frisbee Spit in the crocodile face, have a menage a trois with two female apes And sleep in the bad boy butcher knifes I drank honey straight from the beehive Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked I'm the baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die When the grim reaper come I look him right in his eye I plus up in the face of the witch of the East Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth I'm the man who stole the golden fleece I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast The baddest man alive and I don't plan to die I'm the baddest man alive I take no measure, I take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive