I sent you a valentine I'm afraid it won't get there 'til June Somehow I lost track of time But you know I'm a fool for you I sent a bouquet of roses The kind that you're allergic to You know that I don't know better You know I'm a fool for you Head over heels, banana peels It's funny how you make me feel Like a lovesick slapstick tragedy Would you like to fool around with me? I'd fall off the highest mountain Drown in the deepest river too Catch cold in the hottest desert You know I'm a fool for you I would sing outside your window If I could only hold a tune I suck so hold it against me You know I'm a fool for you The real world seems so mean to me That I can't take it seriously But I love your laugh and I hope you see That I just might be the fool you need Every single time I'm with you Something's wrong with what I do Don't get mad, it's like I told you I am just a fool for you I am just a fool for you I am just a fool for you