Stiff competition If I go up-you take me higher Stiff competition And when i'm down- you take me higher There's stiff competition all over the world I screw you-you screw me-they screw us Here we go again Oh- but we have so much fun, so much fun When we're together When we're together When we're together-now I looked hard in your eyes It was love at first sight It took me minutes-you're still waiting Waiting for your turn, you turn It won't be long Stiff competition I work hard-every day of my life Stiff competition Get it up-you take me higher Stiff competition All over the world The more I get- the more I like it The bigger they are- the harder they fall Again Stiff competition Stiff competition Stiff competition Stiff competition