You keep the dog, I keep the friends Baby, I thought that was the deal That's what we said But I heard you'd be here tonight So I guess I'll Wear that skirt that I hate That you like Oh, I ain't got nothing to prove And you got Everything to lose I don't want no one getting hurt Made a promise to myself I won't let you fuck somebody first Sitting by the pool Both on opposite sides I'm about to make a move Right before your eyes And although it's absurd Made a promise to myself I won't let you fuck somebody first If you don't care, baby, I don't care You say you're done But I know you're medium rare And I know that you miss me in my underwear You brought a girl But we both know that she don't compare 'Cause I ain't got nothing to prove And you got Everything to lose I don't want no one getting hurt Made a promise to myself I won't let you fuck somebody first Sitting by the pool Both on opposite sides I'm about to make a move Right before your eyes And although it's absurd Made a promise to myself I won't let you fuck somebody first Sitting by the pool Both on opposite sides I'm about to make a move Right before your eyes And although it's absurd Made a promise to myself I won't let you fuck nobody but me