I go out and burn my head Look at it turn bright red I don't mind I don't care People think it's funny If I got no hair. All my friends they burn their scalps Ou ou ouch ouch ouch I think it's funny So I pop their blisters Then I pour them on their little sisters I don't like to sit inside and watch my TV Cause I know there's a maninside that box And he's throwing radiation darts at me. [chorus] He's got no hair 1) I don't need it I don't want it Hey, i look good without it 2) i need no brush I need no comb Hey, fuck a blowdryer 3) I need no brillcream No grecian formula Hey, maybe a little helsinki