"Are you all sitting comftybold two square on your botty? Then I'll begin …" Once upon a time in a land of greens Where the sky was silky soft And full of colored dreams Deep inside a rainbow Lived Happiness Stan In a small Victorian charabanc Evening will be here quite soon Stan can sit and watch the moon Watching as the white light Slowly makes the night bright Hours slipping by while time stands still Think of black and black will think of you It's coloured Stan the bruises Of the darkness that we knew For black had stolen half the moon away