You like to think you're such a sad pup Man, dust yerself off and get up You ain't that bad off Limpin 'round on a broomstick cane Boy, you know you oughtta be ashamed You ain't that bad off I seen ya sightin' on the left field line Actin' like you s'pect to get a curve this time I know you seen it was a change up sign A swell like you just got to bide his time Fore he be drinkin' champagne, and smokin' sweet tea And forgettin' that he ever used to run with me Go write a poem on a page, and mail it off fast And address the damn thing to kiss my ass You think yer born beneath a bad sign? Man, you been drinkin' off a ripe vine You ain't that bad off You positively drippin' dirty sympathy But I seen yer tower gleamin' ivory You ain't that bad off I seen ya sightin' on the left field line Actin' like you s'pect to get a curve this time I know you seen it was a change up sign A swell like you just got to bide his time Fore he be drinkin' champagne, and smokin' sweet tea And forgettin' that he ever used to run with me Go write a poem on a page, and mail it off fast And address the damn thing to kiss my ass I hear they talkin' 'bout you these days 'Bout all yer crazy down and out ways But you ain't that bad off Ten out of ten prefer the pretty lies The pollin' shows nobody realized You ain't that bad off I seen ya sightin' on the left field line Actin' like you s'pect to get a curve this time I know you seen it was a change up sign A swell like you just got to bide his time Fore he be drinkin' champagne, and smokin' sweet tea And forgettin' that he ever used to run with me Go write a poem on a page, and mail it off fast And address the damn thing to kiss my ass