All right Mr. Big Dick Schoolly, I got to tell you, you get the best ass I ever done seen you got it to a total science Yeah man, we here tonight, we gonna talk about something get straight to the point, some of us were talkin about it straight to the tip 1-2-3 ... Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Hey Schoolly, tell me about your dick, talk about your dick come on tell me about it. I want to hear about your dick Um, lookin at my dick it's about that long For me to really answer it I'ma need another song Say some brothers who don't realize That Mr. Big Dick is always on the rise To look at mine you need four eyes Why? Because of the size Me and Mr. Big Dick go everywhere together In the cold the hot any weather On the ave I always will hold it When it get big sometimes I will fold it All you girls with the big booties It is my duty to fuck you cutie Don't be shy and don't be slick Cos that's the big question Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are I was sittin in my Lincoln thinkin and stinkin See a young lady and my eyes start blinkin I say hey lady, you need a ride Before I finish, she jumped inside Lights in and I bust a nut As I look at them thighs and the big fat butt I looked a little closer and checked out her face I said damn Schoolly man what a disgrace I got this fat bitch in my ride I see my old money and I wanted to hide He laughed so hard he wanted to die I said you suckin dick, she jumped inside Took the girl for a ride out in the park Way way way way back in the dark I said now listen baby, act real flirty Get in the back and get your knees dirty Don't act shy and act real slick Cos that's the big question Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are People say I'm vulgar they just don't get it They'd rather have me stand on stage then try to rig it I'd rather meet a honey, pull out all my money Get back and say something funny Like don't act shy, don't act slick Cos that's the big question Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are Mr. Big Dick ... who do you think you are