Our perfect slumber party Is just about to begin And at a perfect slumber party Everybody's gotta fit in There's a certain way we do things We don't snort, we don't squeal And running around with pinecones Really isn't part of the deal We do our hair Have some tea And when we sing it's soft and Always on key! By chance, if we should dance We'd waltz elegantly! That's a perfect slumber party And that's the way it's always been! The gist of it to be a hit You gotta fit... Everybody's gotta fit in Everybody's gotta fit in They gotta fit in At a perfect slumber party Why should we all act the same? 'Cause at a perfect slumber party Isn't fun the name of the game? Why can't they bounce On every bed? Or wear a dozen pinecones all over their head? Give their dance a single chance It may be as fun as they said! Ugh, Sofia... It's our perfect slumber party And our patience is wearing thin They need to quit You must admit They're not gonna fit... They're not gonna fit... They're not gonna fit... And everybody's gotta fit in I'm gonna help 'em fit in They're never gonna fit in They can fit in At a perfect slumber party They'll never fit in They'll never fit in I'm gonna help 'em fit in... Good luck!