Tea-time again All my favourite food again I'll eat some chips and then I will eat some more Make them in your oven Eat one or two dozen Share them with your cousin Or eat them all Oh, I love fries and hash-browns I'm the man who would kill for chips I'd kill for chips Oh, I'm addicted to potatoes The man who would kill for Man who would kill for Man who would kill for chips (Chippy-chippy-chips) (Oh lovely chips) (Chippy-chippy-chips) (Oh lovely chips) So I'll go in again To my local chippy again To buy some chips again With my friend Ben I'll add the salt again Then put some vinegar in Would you like any sauce my friend Yes I'll have the lot Oh, I am so hungry I'm the man who would kill for chips I'd kill for chips Oh, I'm a chip-eating killer The man who would kill for Man who would kill for Man who would kill for chips (Oh yes he would) (he really would, yes he ruddy would) For CHIPS