Draft Me!

歌詞

[Intro: female news reporter] Also the, hearing from the defence department that they launched some fifty Tomahawk cruise missiles Not only from ahh US ships but also from British submarines in the area; (Chorus: 2x) Draft me! I wanna fight for my country Jump in a humvee and murder those monkeys! Draft me! I'm too dedicated to fail Justice must prevail (Justice must prevail!) (Canibus) I want to get drafted I want to see somebody get they ass kicked with standard military tactics Fuck brass knuckles, I'll punch you with brass fists Totally flowing with my emotions in my moment of madness I'll wake up the whole barracks Murder you on your mattress and look at you like, 'What's the matter?' You better go back to your bed before I have to act up You might be the next one to get ripped you Jacker You better not tell the captain I might accidentally shoot you with the Mack-10 in target practice Running through the obstacle course, up and across Over the logs, five more, damn soldier you strong Come on, I want to be agile and docile Break your legs like Popsicle-sticks, put you in the hospital Stand over top of you, put a pillow over your nostrils and just feel so sorrowful It doesn't make me feel powerful, it's just a parable It's just a rhyme really none of this is tangible So don't ask me about it, I won't get angry at you And before I get angry I just won't answer you You better go get in shape and lift some weights, nigga 'Cause next time I see you I'ma be an ape nigga Let me find out you still calling out my name I'll crash into your tour bus with a plane Nigga, Draft Me! (Chorus: 2x) (??) Fucking with my freedom, leave a muh'fucker bleeding Leave 'em in pain like a infant when he teething It's hunting season, and ya loved ones grieving Cuz I never back up (no sir) I never back down Ask Brown (Ha!) From the bell to the last round Face down, dick in the dirt, hit them where it hurt Make the enemy my little bitch in a skirt Cuz when it rained it poured, this ain't a game it's war One goal, one aim son, same as yours A lot of pain to endure, terrain to explore And I'ma hold my weapon right cuz I was trained in the Corp You don't want no trouble, whole city reduced to rubble And we gonna make it happen, quick, fast, and on the double Draft me! (??) So y'all best go get y'all shuffles! (Draft me) The situation's getting ugly So who better butt me and put to sleep the enemy Draft me, pass me the M-16 Give me a buzz cut, ask me if I give a fuck I'm coming out blasting, military four-fashion Twelve close casting for weapons of mass-distraction Outlasting all the privates in my company Fighting for my family and the cats that grew up with me My Band of Brothers rarely just smother the enemy Razor blades cut ya face and leave a scar so you remember me Lurking to leave y'all with bloody red turbans Screaming, "Jihad" while y'all pray to a false god We ready for all out war, it's time to settle the score Grab a .44 and dump into nigga's door Draft me, you ain't even gotta ask me, I'm ready With the Rambo machete, using tactics that's deadly Draft me, I swear to God we ready for the Taliban Drop the bomb and huddle with some nuclear laws, come on! (Chorus: 2x) [Canibus as Stan] Truthfully, I wouldn't want to go to war if they asked me I'd rather puff hashish and talk about Haile Selassie I was just saying to Canibus last week I heard a record called 'Channel Zero' that was mad deep When I'm overseas I can't eat the food is nasty 'Bis has a seafood fancy, I'm allergic to crab meat Go ahead Draft Me, you all are my new family I have a good time waving gats at them Arab sheiks If I get hit one of the team will carry me So go ahead Draft Me. go ahead Draft Me (Chorus: 2x) [Outro: George W. Bush] The only way to pursue peace is to pursue those whothreaten it We did not ask for this mission, but we will fulfil it...