Play Dumb (Acc.)

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I feel like I should say something right now, right here. (What happened?) I mean I do have command of the board. (What's going on?) Not like Buck Williams, Charles Barkley, or Ken Jennings but I ain't gonna waste your time cause it's A New Dope. (I'll fill you in on the way.) The timeframe is now. Two plus two, add em up get five Capital of Boston, Mass is Beverly See that man with the gun, poke him in the eye Now now, G.W. Bush would never lie Mike Tyson's such a clever guy Illmatic was good but it's no Aquemini Cemetery, I spell it with an "a" Phlegm's f-l-e-m today I spoke with Madonna on I'm Myspace, Led Zeppelin's my friend Hip hop started in Ipswich French fries taste like dog shit Billy Holliday, he's the best That (?) Beck is touring out west Men and women they both need a crown For being so dumb yo tell me how they sound (Dumb) When y'all ain't having no sex But he comes home reeking of beer and Durex (Dumb) When you keep running back to your ex When he treats you like I treated my Lex (Dumb) When you're backstage at a show And don't know that your girl ain't look like a ho (Dumb) When you date a guy for three weeks Get his name tattooed all on your ass cheeks (Dumb) When you gave your boyfriend the keys to the crib When he barely sees your ass as it is (Dumb) When you (?) the drunk In the club So you shake what your momma gave you to a thug (Dumb) Drinking, you're trying to find Steve And he says that his cellphone's dead and you believe him (Dumb) When you think he thinks you're number one I know stupid people girl but you dumb Now we ain't here to celebrate stupidity or glorify being braindead but there's a few things we have to address. Tupac ain't really dead yo That's real blood on Ric Flair's head bro Bin Laden, he's only bluffing She on the pill so I won't catch nothing The Sox dude they don't need Manny The Celtics really need Danny My ex-girlfriend can't stand me Nickelback should've won a Grammy Should I bring wine to the funeral? Adrianna Lima ain't beautiful Men and women they both get a crown for being so dumb Yo tell em how they sound (Dumb) When you lend your best friend your whip When he's nuts and you knowing that he drives like shit (Dumb) When you give your girlfriend a lift To a guy friend's you don't even question it (Dumb) When you party like a rock star Drive drunk, break down and flag down a cop car (Dumb) When you take eight shots of (?) (?) nine shots of Goose (?) (Dumb) When you when you're buying these whiplash CD's From MC's that keep rhyming over (?) (Dumb) When you call yourself an entertainment company but don't do jack (Dumb) When you try to rob a gas station Now the cashiers will smash that face in (Dumb) When you fight battles with a gun I know stupid but that's just dumb What a dumb thing to do. I'm sure you wouldn't have done anything like this if mom and dad were here. Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. Don't open that door! Don't open that door! Oh man you are dumb.