(James Taylor) Well it's plain as rain And it's there for all the world to see Just 'cause everybody does it That doesn't make it right for me Someone is making plans Involvin' my old man Everytime I turn by back around Feelin' like a one man woman Living in a two time town Now the place I come from People don't grow on trees And you can't treat people like meat Without getting brought to your knees Now and then The way I've been feeling Since I hit this town Like to jump in the river and drown Feeling like a one man woman Living in a two time town Sometimes I'd like To get out on the floor Shake it till dawn Some young thing Like to teach him the bump Make me want to take him home Well excuse me I don't mean to preach no lectures Yeah but me and my man won't Be able to stay for breakfast I guess he's got the itch And I'm just a bitch Who's trying to bring him down Feeling like a one man woman Acting like a one man woman I guess I'm just a one man woman