Poor little universe Has stubbed its thing, What fell out was A human being. I knew a little universe That didn't mean a thing 'till he stubbed himself Another being. Welcome to the center of the universe, You could do way worse. Poor little tiny, Little bit of universe Has caught a cough. Spitting it out all over the place Little dabs of the human race Poor little dab. Right here at the center of you. Man I never needed to go To Epcot center, Happy as a clam living in The Epi-center. Never owned a house or a car, I'm just a renter Met my love at the Prevention center. You. Welcome to the center of you.