10 Knots

歌詞

My kitchen floor started cracking And out jumped a man Big, red and horny I was shaking the devil's hand You've got hell of a reputation And that's the name of my game And I've been digging all night 'Cause I heard your name Got a mean main reason have no fear But first we'll play some poker And have a warm beer Let's play a little poker And have a nice hot beer I will smash your windows, burn your mail I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail I can eat a horse, chew a nail I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail D-A-D wouldn't cross his trail 'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail He's the toughest man and he can't fail But I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail I sat down to the table With the man that I once feared He was drinking, humming, drinking And scratching his beard So we drank for about a fortnight It seemed like some stupid test Still I was sitting upright Doing the things that I do best But the poor devil looked a mess I will smash your windows, burn your mail I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail I can eat a horse, chew a nail I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail D-A-D wouldn't cross his trail 'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail He's the toughest man and he can't fail But I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail Though he was red He seemed kind of pale Then I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail I dumped him in his hole Heard the echoes of his scream Hey boyscout from below Now tell me who's mean I will smash your windows, Burn your mail I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail I can beat a horse chew nail I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail I'm so tough I could kick a whale 'Cause I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail I'm so mean i would eat a snail I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail I will smash your windows, burn your mail I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail I can eat a horse, chew a nail I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail I'm so rough I spent summer in jail 'cause I tied 10 knots on the devil's tail