Come for a trip on Uncle Nobby's steamboat Where you can hide your worries on a high float And we'll take a trip to Leprechauns & shamrocks And hide our minds and troubles for a while CHORUS: And we're going where the grass is growing green To a mystic land that no one else has seen Where oblivion takes the mind's reality And reality fades into a memory Captain Bluebeard gives a smile at the gangway plank to meet you The first mate by his side with a work card if he needs you They take you down below your cabin is cool & cozy Full steam ahead we're ready for to go CHORUS: Bring on the dancing girls the show is now in motion The choo-choo train is gone it's halfway through the mountains The fairies and the witch the banshee's drinking brandy Uncle Nobby at last is in command