Went down to the local gypsy And I handed her the same line-- 'You know what I want from you So honey won't ya gimme number nine' 'Cause you know lately I ain't feelin so great-- Last time she gave me love potion number eight And you know pretty baby how I think you're pretty smart But one sip from this bottle and I'll tear you all apart-- The gypsy told me that the first thing That would happen you get dizzy Second thing you better make sure That your boyfriend isn't busy 'Cause you won't want to eat And you won't want to drink You won't want to talk And you won't want to think My mother used to tell me not to kiss on this first date This time when I see you, you know I ain't gonna wait! I'll kiss you Gonna corner you and not let you go I'll kiss you Don't tell me nothing--I--I--don't want to know And twidely--dee--and twidely--dumb I'll kiss you, I'll kiss you, I'll kiss you Hopped into a taxi, and I told the driver Got to get me cross town Killed the bottle, started seeing double When the driver turned around And though I was a failure with love potion number eight Number nine was different and the hour's getting late Now I'm standing on the corner Everyone looks great to me And if you come and get me take me where I want to be-- I'll kiss you... I'll kiss you I'll kiss you