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Oh god! Oh god! Ugh.. 9-1-1 What's your emergency? Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem Calm down sir, it can't be that hard okay? No it can't, it can't..It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just won't, it just won't go down! Excuse me? I took one of them Viagras for the first time Word? And the first one didn't do anything, so I took another one Okay And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over Damn I ain't had no dick in 6 months Why don't them shits come with directions I don't know what to do man help Hey girl, Lisa! Hmhm? Call my shift, forward this call to my cell and confirm his address I got you Swear to god I'mma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear! Hm Calm down sir, help is on the way