Not Even Potable

歌詞

I've got a little girl I can't remember her name I can't recall her face I think she's cute just the same I'll love her 'till the day I die I don't know why She's always citing facts that aren't notable She's always saying things that aren't quotable Her favorite brand of sparkling wine's Not even potable to me All the guys on the street Don't take me serious Think I'm delirious I don't mind taking heat She's still mysterious to me I recall the time she made me breakfast in bed She couldn't cook an egg I had to make it instead She had a new electric stove But the battery was dead All the girls on the street They want to marry me They'd only bury me She's so light on her feet I'll let her carry me home And every time I take her to the billiard hall Somehow we always wind up at the shopping mall And if she drives me up the wall They say "You can't win 'em all"