In the event of something happening to me There is something I would like you all to see It's just a photograph of someone that I knew Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside? Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones. I keep straining my ears to hear a sound Maybe someone is digging underground Or have they given up and all gone home to bed? Thinking those who once existed must be dead? Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside? Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones In the event of something happening to me There is something I would like you all to see It's just a photograph of someone that I knew Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside? Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jo - o - o - o - ones Ooh you're a holiday , such a holiday Ooh you're a holiday , such a holiday It's something I thinks worthwhile If the puppet makes you smile If not then you're throwing stones Throwing stones, throwing stones Ooh it's a funny game Don't believe that it's all the same Can't think what I've just said Put the soft pillow on my head Millions of eyes can see Yet why am I so blind When the someone else is me It's unkind, it's unkind de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de de Yet millions of eyes can see Yet why am I so blind When the someone else is me It's unkind, it's unkind Ooh you're a holiday , ev'ry day , such a holiday Now it's my turn to say , and I say you're a holiday It's something I thinks worthwhile If the puppet makes you smile If not then you're throwing stones Throwing stones , throwing stones de de de de de de de de de de de de de de