He's a sucker, I'm his gal We both have a bad habit We get the same share And we don't go out anywhere 'Cause every time we do it's such a downer Everywhere we go it's such a drag There are sweet lies way out there But we don't feel like joining We don't really care We don't go out anyway 'Cause every time we leave it's such a downer Everywhere we go it's such a drag Modern pleasure is all we ever have Pleasure is all we need to get He's a schemer, I'm his plan We both hate the same places But we love the same band But we don't go out anywhere 'Cause every time we leave it's such a downer Everywhere we go it's such a drag Modern pleasure is all we ever have Pleasure is all we need to get He's a sucker, I'm his gal Yeah, I'm his gal