They say he's trouble waiting to happen Like he's a bottle filled with gasoline I say he's waiting, but not for trouble I say he's waiting for Josephine And he cruised on the weekends just to be seen And they all made fun of him yelling "Where's Josephine?" And he climbed the tower and he painted "I Love You" In the brightest color I've ever seen And it got him in trouble and he landed in the drunk tank And his only call was for Josephine And he cruised on the weekends just to be seen And they all made fun of him yelling "Where's Josephine?" One night he got high and decided to call her He tried to talk to the beauty queen She said hello, and his heart it just melted And his only words were "Goodbye, Josephine" And he cruised on the weekends just to be seen And they all made fun of him shouting "Where's Josephine?"