There was a time I liked him, now I don't know what to say When I see him coming, I just look the other way Ah, he's dangerous There's a sparkle in his eyes when they should be dull and grey Oh He's got an air of confidence, goes out on his own Has a very few friends and doesn't use a phone Ah, mysterious Thank God the law is watching, now they'll drag him from his home Oh, oh Once he was a lovely lad, compliant and tame Something must've happened to turn him insane He lost his way, and now he's full-grown He's a lunatic with a mind of his own Once he was a lovely lad, compliant and tame Something must've happened to turn him insane He lost his way, and now he's full-grown He's a lunatic with a mind of his own It's not as if he barks under a waxing gibbous moon It's another kind of madness, same old words, a different tune Ah, it's scary Not long before the Ministry is bursting his balloon Oh, oh
