Writer(s): Cahn/van Heusen If the lady's naughty but proper If the lady's chic-er than chic If her escorts must wear a topper And each man's the man of the week If she rides around in a brand new foreign car The chances are the lady's a star If the lady's utterly charming If the lady's chummy with kings If her whims are close to alarming And it's known she's thrown a few things If they've got a drink with her name in Jilly's bar The chances are the lady's a star If her smallest party is really expensive With tons of expensive caviar If the lady is someone with the same credentials Someone with the same essentials Someone who is worshipped from afar She's a genuine - positive - totally - marvelous - perfectly - wonderful She's a (great big, great big) star!