Merry, Merry Christmas You took my plastic Jesus You held him for ransom He's so meek and honest And so very handsome (Chorus) Plastic Manger Scene Oh, what you mean to me Mary and Joseph's emaculate conception And though I bought you at Sears You've remained faithful all through the years You made yard look so festive at Christmas time Please don't hurt him Don't touch a hair on his head I've owned him for almost 20 years He's my very best friend (Chorus) And the only thing I had to change Is maybe a lightbulb or two Jesus, you're the best friend that a boy could ever have Even though you're an infant made of plastic