It wasn't in her diary It wasn't in her stars She didn't hear it at the mall It only makes things worse Charlotte's in her icebox Needs someone to blame Another slice of chocolate cake Helps to ease the pain He used to buy her underwear She loved to wear it too While he would always talk so nice And she pretended too They saw the world together But always in the dark Three hours in the limousine To find a place to park Charlotte's in her icebox Needs someone to blame Another slice of chocolate cake Helps to ease the pain They lived a million miles apart Between a dozen blocks So sometimes she would call him up But he would never talk Charlotte's in her icebox Needs someone to blame Another slice of chocolate cake Helps to ease the pain She never saw him Sundays He spends time with his kids And they swore things would never change But now she knows they did Charlotte's in her icebox Needs someone to blame Another slice of chocolate cake Helps to ease the pain Charlotte's in her icebox Needs someone to blame Another slice of chocolate cake Helps to ease the pain