Oh, yeah Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll What a pro Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster and you're talkin' SRO He was a no one A zero, zero Now he's a honcho He's a hero Here was a kid with his act down pat Zero to hero in no time flat Zero to hero Just like that When he smiled the girls went wild With "oohs" and "aahs" And they slapped his face on every vase On every "vahse" From appearance fees and royalties Our Herc had cush to burn Now nouveau riche and famous He could tell you what's a Grecian urn Say amen, there he goes again Sweet and undefeated And an awesome 10-for-10 Folks lined up just to watch him flex And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs Hercie, he comes he sees, he conquers Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers He showed the moxie brains and spunk Yeah From zero to hero A major hunk Zero to hero And who'd have thunk? Who put the glad in gladiator? Hercules Who's darin' deeds are great theater? Hercules Isn't he bold? No one braver Is he sweet? Our favorite flavor Hercules My man Hercules Hercules Hercules Hercules Look at my Hercules Hercules Hercules Yeah, yeah, yeah Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll Undefeated Riding high And the nicest guy Not conceited He was a nothing Zero, zero Now he's a honcho He's our hero He hit the heights at breakneck speed From zero to hero Herc is a hero Now he's a hero Yes, indeed
