Dee (The Oldest Groupie)

歌詞

She came backstage at a Kunt gig She's had 50 years on me If I'm in my early 30's Well, that makes her 83 She said "D'ya know what a groupie is?" And I said "Well, of course!" She came and sat down on my lap She smelt just like mint sauce She told me I had what it takes To make it in showbiz She said she once fucked Arthur Askey That's just how old she is From the Rolling Stones to Razorlight They've all been up her clout She poured her bloomers to one side And a fucking moth flew out! Dee, she's the oldest groupie Her tits are round her waist And she weed on my face When I licked out her pussy Oh, Dee, what do I see in thee? She lives in a sheltered flat She's got a shrivelled up twat But I don't care about that She said she once fucked Tommy Cooper He did it 'just like that!' He conjured up a hard-on And he stuck it up her twat She showed me pictures of her threesomes I couldn't believe my eyes She'd been rogered by Rogers & Hammerstein And skied with Morecambe & Wise She'd been spit-roasted by Chas & Dave And felched by Blazin' Squad She got a facial when the lead singer From Showaddywaddy lost his wad From Adam Ant to Zucchuro They'd all been up her snitch She'd pulled a train on Dave Dee Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch! Dee, she's the oldest groupie Her tits are round her waist And she weed on my face When I licked out her pussy Oh, Dee, what do I see in thee? She lives in a sheltered flat She's got a shrivelled up twat But we can lubricate that