Find an Ugly Woman

歌詞

(Tic-toc) (Toc-tic) [x3] (Tic-toc You don't stop) (You) (You don't) (You don't) (You don't stop) (Hit it) [x4] If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Man, find an ugly woman, and make her your wife I mean ugly, so bad you can't look in her face So fat she can't go down and tie her shoe lace Now the reason that I say this, is simple and plain All the pretty girls, man, they just play games With your mind and your time, they're not with it Cause if you ain't got no money, then you might as well (hit it) But with an ugly girl, man, they'll simply adore ya Like you can mess around and they'll still be there for ya Cause you're all she has, and you're all she can get So run out and find yourself an ugly chick They'll be honest all the time, so boy, don't pursue her Cause she's ugly as hell, nobody'll talk to her So what she's a (bat) and a Godzilla (creature) But it's not how she looks, it's how the girl (treats ya) So if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Man, find an ugly woman and make her your wife Cause pretty girls'll have you cryin the blues But when a ugly girl leaves (she ain't nothin to lose) No (You) (You don't) (You don't) (You don't stop) (Hit it) [x3] Now here's a time of my life I won't forget for the world When Cash hooked me up with this ugly girl He said (Marv, she's bad, and she's a musical producer) But I shoulda known with a name like Medusa When she opened the door, man, it wasn't even funny Cause the girl reminded me of King-Kong Bonnie Bald-headed and fat, boy, she blew my mind But she captured my heart (why) cause she was kind Sat me down at the table for a bite to eat Gave me a rose and a kiss on the cheek My mind was in shock, man, I thought I was dreamin Cause everytime I looked at her, I felt like screamin I thought about leavin, but I stopped and chilled Just thought to myself: can this be real? She's not pretty at all, but she treats me like a king (Is that why you care for that ugly thing?) Yeah Cash, you probably dog her and call her a creep But you know what? (what?) beauty's only skin deep And no matter what you say, man, she seems to be sweet Cause I've been datin her now for the past three weeks So if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Man, find an ugly woman (yup) and make her your wife Cause pretty girls'll have you cryin the blues But when a ugly girl leaves (she ain't nothin to lose)