Céilídh Cowboy

歌詞

I am a ceilidh cowboy I'm a stranger in this town You should hear your women squeal with joy When I get their knickers down I'll dance them and romance them Til they're nearly out of breath Then when I taken them out for air I'll fuck them half to death Been sitting on a fridge close to the edge Running out of coke and dying for a poke Don't lock up your wives and daughters Don't lock up your cats and dogs I came down here with my feet all bare And I sleep in a hollow log Yippee I oh Yippee I ay Yodle odle ee Yodle odle ay Yodle odle odle ay My name is Father Emmett I've been banished from my home Cos all the women loved me and I always had the bone I could play the concertina, guitar, bouzouki and cittern When I dance the Siege of Ennis The floor beneath me starts to burn For a jar or two just get me through I'll do a turn for you ... and absolve you too I'll take care of your missus All night long the whole night through While you jump on that young one over there That's making eyes at you