I'm a song and dance man come and gather round me and clap your hands Bring your tips boys put them in the old tin can Buy me a drink boy and I'll do a little bit of the old soft shoe Put a little something in the kitty and I'll sing and dance for you Me I'll play a number you get to buck and wing I'll sing a sad song if you want to hear me sing Just name your pleasure and dig down in your jeans My body needs a beverage and my guitar need some strings I'm a song and dance man come and gather round me and clap your hands Bring your tips boys put them in the old tin can Buy me a drink boy and I'll do a little bit of the old soft shoe Put a little something in the kitty and I'll sing and dance for you Well I caught pneumonia walking in the pouring rain But I found heaven in a little room in New Orleans A Cajun woman she loved me till I got strong Then I caught a freight train right out of her heart and I wrote about it in a song I'm a song and dance man come and gather round me and clap your hands Bring your tips boys put them in the old tin can Buy me a drink boy and I'll do a little bit of the old soft shoe Put a little something in the kitty and I'll sing and dance for you I'm a song and dance man come and gather round me and clap your hands I'm a song and dance man come and gather round me and clap your hands I'm a song and dance man come and gather round me and clap your hands I'm a song and dance man come and gather round me and clap your hands