(also called "The Pitch") Zidler: Spectacular, Spectacular No words in the vernacular Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment Returns are fixed at ten percent You must agree, thats excellent And on top, of your fee All: You'll be involved artisticly So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years Elephants Bohemians Indians and Courtesans Acrobats and juggling bears Exotic girls Fire eaters! Muscle men, contortionists Intrigue danger, and romance Electric lights, machinery And all that electricity! So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years Spectacular Spectacular No words in the vernacular Can't describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment The hills are alive with the sound of music So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years Duke: ...Yes but what happens in the end? Christian: The courtesan and sitar man Are pulled apart by an evil plan Satine: But in the end she hears his song C: And there love is just too strong Duke: It's a little bit funny this feeling inside So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years C: The sitar players secret song Helps them flee the evil one Though the tyrant rants and rails It is all to no avail Zidler: I am the evil Maharadja, you will not escape! S: Oh Harold no one can play him like you could. Z: No one's is going too. So exciting we'll make them laugh we'll make them cry So delighting... D: And in the end should someone die? So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years