I'm thinkin' of jumpin' off a bridge 'Cause life has gotten down Can't think of one reason to live I guess I'll probably drown I might as well jump, jump, jump Think I'm gonna jump, jump, jump The girls nowadays; they all boss me around You know I get less than their dogs Pointless and meaningless, my friend You know we're all lost In the fog We might as well jump, jump, jump The water's cold I think I'm gonna jump, jump, jump The water's cold Everybody jump, jump, jump I'll freeze My very soul I wonder is anybody here Or is this my private dream I'm gonna pinch myself to see 'Cause it's such a scary, scary, scary dream I might as well jump, jump, jump The water's cold I think I'm gonna jump, jump, jump The water's cold Everybody jump, jump, jump I'll freeze My very soul