What if hell is just a place down below Then tell me why should I go When I could just go back to California Just go back to California And if heaven is just a place up in the sky Then tell me why should I go When I could drive my car to Colorado Drive my car to Colorado And if Dorothy and little Toto met the wizard because Well they found a place called Oz Well I could pack my bags and fly to Kansas Pack my bags and fly to Kansas And if paradise is just a place where I'm happy all the time Frolicking in the sunshine oh and the peacefulness I find Well it's sweeter than red wine Then I might as well stay here and love you Think I'll just stay here and love you So let the ocean swallow California Mountains fall in Colorado Let tornadoes rip through Kansas I'll just stay right here and love you Who needs California And it's way too cold in Colorado And Kansas, well it's too flat Yeah I think I'll just stay here and love you And your amber waves I think I'll just stay here and love you What a trip that would be