I'm straight today Curious Will I be fast and furious Totally oblivious Haven't got a clue I'm straight today Petrified Will anything be magnified I'm not exactly qualified To know just what to do I'll have to pass the liquor store And walk right by my dealer's door I'll have to wear a thinking cap And suck on some Life Savers Because I'm straight, today It's a brand new me That's right I'm straight, today I wonder what I'll see now that I'm straight I'm straight today Though hardly cured I'm more than just a little bored I promise you can rest assured I'll be stoned tomorrow I'll have to pass the liquor store And walk right by my dealer's door I'll have to wear a thinking cap And suck on some Life Savers Because I'm straight, today It's a brand new me That's right I'm straight, today I wonder what I'll see now that I'm straight Straight today Today I'm straight