Well now, they call me Coon Can Shorty The man from Coon Can Land Yeah now, they call me Coon Can Shorty The man from Coon Can Land Well, I'm known to play the man Hoo-well-well, the game they call Coon Can My dice won't pass Cards it only game you see I said, my dice won't pass Cards is the only the only game you see An ev'ry chump in town Hoo-well-well, seems to fall out on me My babe give me money Coon Can Shorty is my name I said, my babe give me money Coon Can Shorty is my name A-before I lose her money Hoo-well, I will spread dueces until I begin But someday my dice gon' pass An my money gon' be on the wood Hm-hm-um-well, my money gon' be on the wood Any chump in town Hoo-hoo-well, they ain't gon' be no good Some say they will coon the devil If you chain him down Some said they will coon the devil If you chain him down But now you know how good his sound Ooo-well-well, if you come in this town.