Here comes the dirt bike Beware of the dirt bike 'Cause I hear they're coming to our town They've got plans for everyone And now I hear they're over their sophomore jinx So you had better check it out All hail the dirt bike Philosopher dirt bike Silence as we gathered round We saw the word and we're on our way Now it's brain-washing dirt bike Ground-shaking dirt bike Now it's mind-bending dirt bike In control Soul-crushing dirt bike Self-propelled dirt bike You see I never thought I'd understand Till that bike took me by the hand Now I ride Ride Ride