He's told me a million times he's sorry I always take him back though soon I know He'll spend the night with you and leave me crying You don't love him but you won't let him go Oh whiskey if you were a woman I'd fight you and I'd win Lord knows I would Oh whiskey if you were a woman I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good [ guitar ] No matter what you'd do I'd do it better You'd never be the woman I could be But you don't have a heart or any feelings So I can't even ask for sympathy Oh whiskey... Oh whiskey if you were a woman I'd drive you from his tangled mind for good