It took me five bars some thirty license plates I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage I brought my pistol but I ain't some kind of fool So I walked right in barehanded she was on his arm while he was playin' pool Just like I used to do She kissed him while I got a beer well she didn't think I'd show up here I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I watched her for a while but I didn't like her walk Came across kinda cheap to me but hey how's that my fault She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate i'm gonna pitch Little bitch Those pretty girls can play their game But their damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a nail And I was mad as hell Well those pretty girls their all the same But their damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend