Rats in my room - I am bothered by those rats in my room; I would rather have some gnats in my room Instead of all those awful rats in my room. Rats in my room - Every day I have more rats in my room; Guess I'd better get some cats in my room So they can handle all those rats in my room. Geez, how I'd love to taste some cheese; I could accomplish that with ease, Except my cupboard's always empty and bare Because those dirty little rats have been there. Rats in my room - I can't face seeing all those rats in my room; I'm afraid that I'll go bats in my room Because of all those nasty rats in my room. Rats, rats, rats, rats!