Kitty and Artie (Artie in episode version): Asked a girl what she wanted to be She said Kitty and Artie: baby can't you see I want to be famous, a star on the screen Kitty with Artie and New Directions Boys: But you can do something in between Artie with Kitty and New Directions Boys: Baby you can drive my car Yes I'm gonna be a star Baby you can drive my car And maybe I'll love you Artie and Kitty: I told a girl that my prospects were good And she said baby, it's understood Working for peanuts is all very fine Kitty and Artie with New Directions Boys: But I can show you a better time Artie with Kitty and New Directions Boys: Baby you can drive my car Yes I'm gonna be a star Baby you can drive my car And maybe I'll love you Kitty and Artie (New Directions Boys): Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah) Artie with Kitty and New Directions Boys: Baby you can drive my car Yes I'm gonna be a star Baby you can drive my car And maybe I'll love you Kitty and Artie: I told a girl I can start right away And she said listen babe I got something to say I got no car and it's breaking my heart Kitty and Artie with New Directions Boys: But I've found a driver and that's a start Artie with Kitty and New Directions Boys: Baby you can drive my car Yes I'm gonna be a star Baby you can drive my car And maybe I'll love you Artie and Kitty (New Directions Boys): Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah) Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah) Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah) Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah) Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah) Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah) Beep beep'm beep beep (yeah)